This cotton sweatshirt ‘I’d love to be your tampon’ from the American label Funny Threads Outlet is available in several sizes. Price from $32.99 for size S. You can order it on Amazon. Think the text on the sweater is a bit strange? Remember what Prince Charles allegedly whispered to Camilla Parker Bowles in 1989 (when it got out the tape of the phone conversation caused a scandal in the UK in 1992)? Right, exactly that.