Get rid of your period misery. Sing along. As loud as you possibly can. ‘It feels like a werewolf is living in my uterus!’ ‘PMS is my excuse. What’s yours for being mental?’ ‘I’ve got that flow.’ Feel better already? Click on the images below to listen.
3x Period Power Song
‘And now that dress won’t fit, but I don’t give a shit. Because I’ve got that flow. I think that you should know. I’ve got that flow.’
‘They won’t let you enter the kitchen and the temple. PMS is my excuse. What’s yours for being mental?’
Three women singing about… periods. Well: ‘It feels like a werewolf is living in my uterus. My body never feels quite as uncute as this.’
3x A Period Parody
A protest song against the former Australian tampon tax, based on Snoop Dogg’s Drop It Like It’s Hot. ‘I BLEED just coz I was born as me’ and ‘The Vagina, half the people got them. Yet there’s a tax if you’re born with one of ‘em.’
‘It’s so sad to think you make us pay until we die. So ladies now for your bad blood, why not try using a dishcloth?’ Heavy Flow and Applic Hater battle against the British tampon tax in a video inspired by Taylor Swift’s hit Bad Blood.
Crazy about the popular Disney hit from Frozen, Let It Go? Listen to one of the parodies, all called Let It Flow. We recommend the version from Kristine Gerolaga; also the trailer of her short film A Period Drama. ‘Keep your panties on!’
3x Straight from the heart
A special category: singer-songwriters with a guitar. And PMS or PMDD.
‘Why am I so angry? I want to punch you in the face! Do you have to breathe so loudly? Oh, I can’t find my fucking keys! Why is everything so hard?’
‘My lower back is achin. And my clothes don’t fit. Now ain’t that a bitch? Sing along say, PMS!’ (No more Drama)
‘But you know we can’t help it. We don’t even know the cause. But as soon as this part’s over, then comes the menopause.’ (Heartsongs live from Home)
3x Sing Along!
‘All the girls are surfing the wave, surfing the crimson wave today.’ (NVM)
A catchy celebrate-your-period theme song form U.S. Girls (aka the American-Canadian Meghan Remy).
‘It’s my period, it’s my period, it’s my peri-eri-eri-od!’ Try to get rid of this tune… Good luck!
3x From the old days
‘Well they say women shouldn’t be the president. Cause we go crazy from time to time.’ (Strange Angels)
‘So fruit flower myself inside out. I’m happy and bleeding for you.’ (Dry)
‘What is the color, the color of shame. Is it red, is it blood blood red? Does it creep out from my two legs? Never wear white, or your shame will creep thru.’
Did we miss a period theme song? Let us know! (Spoiler: no, Only Women Bleed from Alice Cooper is not about menstruation). Mail us at redactie<@>period.nl or use the contact form.
Greetings from Down Under